don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
i have a huge bio test tomorrow and i would do great if i knew how blood circulation works BUT i dont
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
literally EVERY TIME i put a thong on i get cramps and i start spotting what the FUCK let me wear my god damn thongs